Hey, I’m Tony. I review things — tech gadgets, THC edibles, budget headphones, whatever catches my eye (or lands in my mailbox). If it looks fun, weird, or possibly useful, I’m going to test it and tell you the truth. No sponsors pulling strings. No sugarcoating. Just honest reviews with a side of sarcasm.

What This Site Is About

Tony Reviews Things exists to answer one simple question: “Is this thing actually worth your money?” Whether it’s a sketchy Delta-9 soda from a gas station or a high-end gaming laptop, I break it down in plain language. You’ll get the pros, the cons, and my personal take without the fluff.

I cover a little of everything:

  • Tech (like laptops, accessories, budget controllers)

  • Cannabis & Edibles (Delta-8, Delta-9, and the occasional bad idea)

  • Household Gear (air fryers, tools, stuff you didn’t know you needed)

  • Random Weird Stuff (I’m not explaining this part, just click around)

Why Trust Me?

I’m not here to sell you anything. I don’t do paid reviews. If something sucks, I’ll say so. If it’s awesome, I’ll yell it from the digital rooftops. Everything you read here is tested by me, used in real life, and written for real people.

Who This Is For

If you like reading reviews before buying stuff — especially from someone who doesn’t talk like a marketing brochure — this site is for you. Whether you’re into gadgets, gummies, or finding weird stuff that somehow makes life better, welcome.

Let’s Keep It Real

Want to suggest something for me to review? Found a product that looks just barely legal and too dumb to ignore? Hit me up. I’m always looking for the next thing to love… or roast.

Thanks for stopping by.

Tony

Get to Know Me

Now that you know more about my site and my mission, it’s time for you to get to know me on a more personal level. I was born on May 7th, 1981, at PG County Hospital in Cheverly, Maryland. I grew up in Florida and spent some time in the North Woods of Wisconsin and then down in Milwaukee before making my way to central Iowa in 2005. I’ve been here ever since.

I now live in Ames with my beautiful fiancé, Lauren, and our little blended family, which includes her teenage daughter, Brooke, my two sons, Aiden (13) and Noah (almost 12), and our two pets, Carl (the dog) and Willow (the cat). I recently got hired as a full-time custodian at Iowa State University, and I also work a part-time job as a caregiver a few nights a week. My dream is to one day not have to work two jobs just to survive, so that’s why I started this site.

Tony Reviews Things gives me an outlet to do things I love to do, like review products and share great deals. And I can potentially earn a few bucks while I’m doing it. So, thank you again for your support. Whether you’re buying products with my links or you’re just here to read an honest review, the fact that you’re here means the world to me!

Tony's Deals

I find a TON of deals every day. I don’t post all of those deals here on the site, though. Only the best deals warrant an actual blog post, but there are still tons of savings to be had and you can find those deals in my Facebook Group, Tony’s Deals. Join us, if you haven’t already!

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