Human Verified
No AI generated reviews. I buy the gear. I test the gear. I write the words.
The Testing Protocol
I don't regurgitate press releases. I test gadgets, software, and snacks in the real world to find out if they actually work for normal humans.
Standard Operating Procedure
Acquisition
I buy products myself or receive standard review units. I never accept payment for coverage. If a product is sponsored, it's marked in bold red text.
Stress Testing
I don't use lab benchmarks. I use products as my "daily driver" for at least one week. If the battery dies at 4 PM, I tell you.
The Verdict
My goal is simple: Should you spend your own money on this? If the answer is "no," I will say so clearly.
The Grading Scale
Editor's Choice (The Gold Standard)
These products consistently amaze me. They may not be perfect, but they are the best in their class. Serious "Buy It Now" territory.
Recommended (Solid Pick)
A sensible choice. Generally reliable with minor drawbacks that prevent perfection. You won't regret buying this.
Average (It's... Fine)
Lives up to the manufacturer's claims but doesn't excite. Good for specific needs, but check for better alternatives.
Sub-Par (Flawed)
Has redeeming qualities but generally fails to meet expectations. Only buy if you have a very specific niche use case.
Avoid (Do Not Buy)
Not worth your time or money. Fundamentally broken, overpriced, or a scam. Steer clear.
How This Site Makes Money
Honesty pays the bills (literally). When you click a link to buy a product I've recommended, I may earn a small affiliate commission from the retailer (like Amazon).
This does not cost you extra, and it does not affect my opinion. If I tell you to buy a bad product just for a commission, you'll stop trusting me, and I'll go out of business. My reputation is worth more than $2.