Anthropic’s Fable 5 Circus Keeps Getting Worse. OpenAI’s Sol Makes It Embarrassing.
Anthropic extends Fable 5's deadline while OpenAI ships GPT-5.6 Sol in every subscription. The contrast says everything about who respects their users.
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Sam Altman Is Equally Amazed by His Toddler and GPT-5.6 (and That’s the Most Honest Thing He’s Said All Year)
Sam Altman compares his kid's two-word milestone to GPT-5.6 discovering new math. It's hilarious, it's revealing, and it accidentally makes a deeper point than…
Sam Altman Just Told You Everything Was Fine. That’s the Problem.
Sam Altman announced the US government is gatekeeping GPT-5.6 and called it 'quite reasonable.' That's not candor. That's damage control.
UFC Let Meta Touch the Rankings, and I Already Hate It
UFC launched Meta UFC Rankings on June 22, replacing the media panel with a data-driven system built on Meta tech. Here's why that should…
X’s 2026 Payout Overhaul Is A Declaration Of War On YouTube
The platform promises up to an 80 percent revenue share, but the new 'Humanity Score' means growth hackers need not apply. Verdict: X finally…
The Blue Check Is No Longer a Status Symbol. It’s a Ransom Note.
It started with a notification that every digital citizen dreads. I opened Threads to check the morning news, and was greeted by a full-screen…
30 Readers. 374 Pounds. 1 Year.
It’s New Year’s Eve. While the rest of the tech world is churning out polished, AI-generated "year in review" posts that sound like corporate…
Google Ate OpenAI’s Lunch In 2025 (And It Will Likely Do The Same Again Next Year)
If you had asked me two years ago who would ultimately win the AI arms race, I would have bet the farm on Sam…
2025 Was Vicious. Let’s Not Do That Again.
2025 was a lot. Time to take a step back. Merry Christmas. I planned to write another recap of the best gadgets of the…
“Clanker” Is A Racist Slur (And The Irony Is Killing Me)
If you spend any time on social media—specifically in artist and creative circles—you have seen the C-word. "Clanker." It is usually hurled at an…
Your Hate for AI Makes You Look Like a Clown
If your defense of "human soul" involves telling strangers to kill themselves over a JPEG, you aren't an activist. You're just a bully. Let’s…
Apple Needs To Commit On Siri Or Stop Selling The Dream
Apple has two choices with Siri: ship the real upgrade—the one that actually understands context, does multi-step tasks without face-planting, and doesn’t make you…